fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

dontworrybecraycray:

Guys, some scientists just took a pic of the sun this month AND IT’S THE FREGGIN PUMPKIN MOON

HALLOWEEN IS HERE

ALL PREPARE FOR THE SKELETON WAR

THE PUMPKIN SUN IS WATCHING

thenimbus:

dustymarshmellow:

…that’s surprisingly pleasing…

Kind of mystified right now…

thenimbus:

dustymarshmellow:

…that’s surprisingly pleasing…

Kind of mystified right now…

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t

officialjeffgoldblum:

i wanna see every male celebrity get asked if they’re a feminist so we can alienate them too

kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND

thegeekyblonde:

welcome to the FEMINIST CULT, today we’ll talk about terrifying topics such as BEING NICE TO YOURSELF and PROPER SEX EDUCATION

tickatocka:

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

itsagifnotagif:

fat-lesbian-boarder:

potatopowerrr:

itsagifnotagif:

My Pompeii snapchats are amazing..

Oh my god

this is the best thing i’ve seen on this website

Aww you guys

"October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds."

—J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (via goldenstories)
naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

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